Beth & Meg & Lobo

Apparently we’ve ruffled some feathers, but what else is new? This week we prove how cultured we are as we discuss our literary peers and Megan shows off her command of useless languages. We clue you in on the rules of Mormon cussing, why for her safety Bethany should save all the bubble wrap she is getting from Amazon, and what Kiwi(?) motorcycle-riding 80’s heartthrob we have spent far too much time imitating.  Also, we discover our Dad’s spirit animal.  #simpatico #rossandrachel #nilesanddaphne #stevegoodenburg #Lobo #spuritsforthespurits #secretsanda #highclassfilth #wordswithfriends #playingwiththeboys #newfoundland #IwanttoKABOOMit #JesusDonttakethewheel #bolognabuns #madebymikey #trulyoutrageous #warmkoolaid #depechemode #gnr #anncurry #loboslaw #23andme #comeonLapland #Elijahspromise

 
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Beth & Meg & Thanksgiving

A very Happy THANKSGIVING to all of you! If you are looking for topics to fight over with your crazy relatives whilst picking at a wishbone – look no further! We talk clashes of idiot titans, what first base really means, and imagine what kind of food truck Will Smith would roll up in.  Also, unfortunate last names, unfortunate (?) mascot names, and unfortunate costume choices. And we teach you the exact formula for getting out of legal trouble without the need to pay for an attorney. Trust us, it’s a gas. #eattrumpsgold #shadowsandcontours #chefjeff #gofightingphoenixes #themichelobofchampagnes #strangerthings2 #feedmeggie #kegelit #pleadthefifth #silentbutviolent #theforceisstrongwiththisone #runfortheborder #squeezethecheese #leatherseats

 
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Beth & Meg & The Good Part

It’s been awhile but we’re back, baby! If you’ve been missing conversations about medieval wildcats, intercontinental musical theater challenges, and casting changes at “The Phantom of the Opera” you are in luck. We talk efficiency vs. romance, how Michael Flatley should be known as the Lord of the Gridiron, and why 90’s flashes in the pan might want to avoid Montreal.  #macbeth #calahanautoparts #chapter7 #idliketothanktheacademy #takemetothegoodpart #condorman #thisisunseemly #cubangoddess

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Beth and Meg and the Old Lady Card

Yes, it appears we are victims of our own success as we ponder the wisdom of Marilyn Monroe with regards to Harvey Weinstein, debate the singular/plural state of the word pant(s), and weep over inappropriate Halloween costumes. Listen as we describe Megan’s hidden talent, rail against kids these days, and finish by fully embracing our old lady cards by shaking our canes against the government. #comebackShane #namenames #projectrunway #niblets #getponed #lunchladyland #loveisglutenfree #shutitdown #brownielovin #allyouneedisloveandoatmealandraisins #strangerthings  #ustoo

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Beth & Meg & Pajama Day

We are in full on ‘jama day mood, since nothing in the world seems to be able to convince us to put on pants right now. Yes, we talk some of the tough stuff of this week, but then we get onto topics that make us happy to be members of the human race. Hear us talk about the greatest first date story of all time, why the Department of Homeland Security has it’s eye on Megan’s house, and her channelling of Dr. Ian Malcom in a way even Goldblum can’t achieve.  We tell the secret to the best halloween ever, how movies change when you get a mortgage, and pop culture that will depress the heck out of you. #cavemarket #LVStrong #rocketmanbooyah #glibbest #NFL #postsecret #firstamendment #willandgrace #number2earlytotell #ladyofthelake #sciencewins #jurassicpark #getoveryourselfbelle #marytoddshecray #kohls

 
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Beth & Meg & Things We Can’t Unsee

We know, we know, we’ve been gone a long time, but we are back and stronger than ever! Yes, we say goodbye to summer and one of us gets to say hello to autumn. We discover why Canadians are just a happier people, why Taylor Swift is not, and why everyone at Wal-mart should be afraid… very afraid.  Also, why you should be concerned if an elderly Scotsman asks if you’d like to see his haggis, why we are sick of Kate Middleton, and how to start off your marriage with a RIDICULOUS amount of pressure. Lastly, we discuss how teeth capping makes the multi-million dollar man and dream of the day when the all female version of “Delta Force” becomes a reality. #flintandsteel #sweaterweather #itsadryheat #fatcorner #teammaple #lifegoal #kimandkanyearetherationalones #igottarapaboutit #popgoesmyheart #amazonprimethatmess  #everydayimshuffling #ROI #equallyyoked #worksmartnothard #vivelefrance #GBBO #findyourownthingMako #tomcruisesteeth #literally #mermanpop

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Are Cactus Coolers as good as we remember them? How about Pizzeria chips? These are the questions that plague as us as discuss meeting your 90’s food heroes. Also, the indescribable joy of a book order form, why you might want to hire us for your next soiree, and why the upcoming eclipse will be the most patriotic ever. Also, bad marketing stunts, why we won’t be moving to San Francisco anytime soon, and the real reason  Megan beat breast cancer. #pepperidgefarm #andyserkisneedsanOscar #somethingisrotteninthestateofDenmark #doucheydane #lifetimehallpass #warfortheplanetoftheapes #dunkirk

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Beth & Meg & The Outsiders

Listen as we regale you with tales of the odor-rific vacation from which we just returned (Scentsy, have we got an idea for you!), discuss why we now want to see Ryan Lochte race a shark, and mull over a career opportunity we had never before considered. Also, disappointing cameos, when wedding dances almost kill, and then discuss the classic book and film The Outsiders. SPOILERS AHEAD!!! #bearlake #WEWANTLOCHTE #poundofflesh #sallystrutherstaughtmetv/vcrrepair #theoutsiders #squatchwatch #getthefunkoff  #staygold #sehinton

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Beth & Meg & Teen Wolf

Happy Independence Week! This week we talk serious lapses in history studies, the dark underbelly of our nation’s retirement villages (looks like Tim Riggins has a long career ahead of him), and search desperately for some moral high ground. Then we go “Beautiful Mind” on TV conspiracy theories before finally dissecting one of the greatest movies we had taped on VHS when we were kids – TEEN WOLF!

#classof94 #theslowandthefurious #racingforpapes #bullrunanddone #TRUUUUMP #breakingnews #itsEnricoPalazzo #ImaPoopBoof #keezewheeze  #bringthecoolfactorto11 #teenwolf #michaeljfox

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Beth & Meg & The Movement

If you are looking for an in-depth and mature discussion regarding world events, you are going to be HIGHLY disappointed this week as we descend into madness whilst discussing whether Han Solo will be more like Han No-Go, what career advice we are qualified to give Tom Cruise, and the job that even Mrs Doubtfire might balk at. Most importantly, rise up and join us as we rebel against lifestyle blogs to create a movement that will change the world. Or won’t. Depends on if we feel like showering today or not. #gotothestage #jestersdead #greathonk #gotoOregon #wearepartoftheproblem #thepooplifestyle #joiedesweatpants #allthesauces #chickfila #littledebbie #poundtryst #joinus #pearshapedscheme #empathizers #boinkit #thetruthisoutthere #outlander #hecanjacobitemeanytime

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