Are Cactus Coolers as good as we remember them? How about Pizzeria chips? These are the questions that plague as us as discuss meeting your 90’s food heroes. Also, the indescribable joy of a book order form, why you might want to hire us for your next soiree, and why the upcoming eclipse will be the most patriotic ever. Also, bad marketing stunts, why we won’t be moving to San Francisco anytime soon, and the real reason  Megan beat breast cancer. #pepperidgefarm #andyserkisneedsanOscar #somethingisrotteninthestateofDenmark #doucheydane #lifetimehallpass #warfortheplanetoftheapes #dunkirk

LYLAS,

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Beth & Meg & The Outsiders

Listen as we regale you with tales of the odor-rific vacation from which we just returned (Scentsy, have we got an idea for you!), discuss why we now want to see Ryan Lochte race a shark, and mull over a career opportunity we had never before considered. Also, disappointing cameos, when wedding dances almost kill, and then discuss the classic book and film The Outsiders. SPOILERS AHEAD!!! #bearlake #WEWANTLOCHTE #poundofflesh #sallystrutherstaughtmetv/vcrrepair #theoutsiders #squatchwatch #getthefunkoff  #staygold #sehinton

LYLAS,

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Beth & Meg & Teen Wolf

Happy Independence Week! This week we talk serious lapses in history studies, the dark underbelly of our nation’s retirement villages (looks like Tim Riggins has a long career ahead of him), and search desperately for some moral high ground. Then we go “Beautiful Mind” on TV conspiracy theories before finally dissecting one of the greatest movies we had taped on VHS when we were kids – TEEN WOLF!

#classof94 #theslowandthefurious #racingforpapes #bullrunanddone #TRUUUUMP #breakingnews #itsEnricoPalazzo #ImaPoopBoof #keezewheeze  #bringthecoolfactorto11 #teenwolf #michaeljfox

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Beth & Meg & The Movement

If you are looking for an in-depth and mature discussion regarding world events, you are going to be HIGHLY disappointed this week as we descend into madness whilst discussing whether Han Solo will be more like Han No-Go, what career advice we are qualified to give Tom Cruise, and the job that even Mrs Doubtfire might balk at. Most importantly, rise up and join us as we rebel against lifestyle blogs to create a movement that will change the world. Or won’t. Depends on if we feel like showering today or not. #gotothestage #jestersdead #greathonk #gotoOregon #wearepartoftheproblem #thepooplifestyle #joiedesweatpants #allthesauces #chickfila #littledebbie #poundtryst #joinus #pearshapedscheme #empathizers #boinkit #thetruthisoutthere #outlander #hecanjacobitemeanytime

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Beth & Meg & The Handmaid’s Tale

May the Lord open our mouths as we discuss the phenomenon of Margaret Atwood’s “The Handmaid’s Tale” and decide which color dress we would be assigned. Before we do that, though, we talk the upcoming even golder (shut up about our grammar) era of television which, funnily enough, resembles a lot of old television, what you will not see us demonstrate in a Facebook Live session,  and the true meaning of the Fourth of July. #beachywaves #stepintime #MaryPoppins #400Whatever #deppedout #thehandmaidstale #margaretatwood #dontevencallmeJoe #wearetheSugarbakersisters #itsallaboutthemoney #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSHANE

LYLAS,

Beth & Meg

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Beth & Meg & More Loaded Questions

This week we discuss the fact that Megan is plus-sized (in an iPhone, that is), what showing of Wonder Woman Frederick Douglass would attend, and the anatomic hurdles of the male romper. Also, when it’s good to mine the 80s/90s for remakes and when IT IS NOT, why we are now concerned for la Republique Francaise, and why we will now require a waiver should we ever enter the dating pool again. Lastly, we play a round of Loaded Questions where you get to see just how nerdy Bethany can be.  #keepBabyinthecorner #orchardpe-ach #wehaveaDickies #WeAllLose #justsingthedangsong

LYLAS,

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Beth & Meg & Simon & M. Night Shyalaman Pt. 2

We are back for the second half of our look at the three act play that is M. Night Shyalaman’s career. In this episode we discuss the lean years and what we hope is the triumphant return of one of the true mavericks in Hollywood. We talk about how a Hemsworth brother or two might have saved Paul Giamatti from having to clean the pool as much, who’d Simon want to be stuck in space with (his pressure suit wouldn’t impress her much), and our shared love of the great Shakespearean, John Leguizamo. Also, the Asian-ness of Emma Stone, when the MIB when to space, and why Yahtzee gets Simon all worked up. #yahtzee #adultdiapers  #JenniferBerkeleyForPresident  #textdontcall #mnightshyalaman

LYLAS,

Beth & Meg

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Beth & Meg & Simon & M. Night Shyamalan

Little brother Simon joins us for a night of ups and downs and eventual ups again as we discuss the fascinating career of the modern day Hitchcock, M. Night Shyamalan. Before that, though, we talk embarrassing moments at couples’ game nights, the tyranny of Olan Mills studios in the 90’s, and what Simon’s body has in common with the Grand Canyon.  #SceneIt #CarryingTheBanner #Newsies #WhatColorAreYou #ShowUsYourOlanMills #MNightShyalaman

LYLAS,

Beth & Meg

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Beth & Meg & A Good Catch-up

Yes, we are back and it is time to have a good gab to see what has been going on in each other’s lives and in the world in general. Discover what Megan has in common with Helen Mirren (I mean, what doesn’t she?), where Bethany found a glimpse of Heaven (it involves men offering her doughnuts, surprise, surprise), and who it is that feels we owe him an apology (FROM OUR COLD, DEAD HANDS). Also, how France now has the Frenchest French president in French history, Megan buzzes on John Lithgow, and Bethany waxes latin on the intimate lives of dinosaurs. #NobodyPutsErinInABucket #TheChocolateKebabHouse #BoyishGoodLooks  #IAmMoana

LYLAS,

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Beth & Meg & Erin & “Silence” Part 2

Yet again, we delve into the Shusaku Endo’s “Silence” and wrestle with theological dilemmas WAY ABOVE OUR PAYGRADE. Yes, stumble along with us as we also wrestle with what actor Erin needs as her TA to guide her through the tricky world of Victorian literature (hint hint, it rhymes with Fichael Massbender), how you know you can trust any Wikipedia page to which we refer, and we get into an English Lit throw-down to beat the one man band.

 

 

 
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